🇨🇦 Canadian Election: Who’s Winning—The Polls or the Puckline?

Your complete Canadian Guide to the Canadian Election

With the 2025 Canadian federal election closing in faster than an angry Canadian goose, political bettors are buzzing: Will the pollsters call it right, or will the betting markets light the lamp?

What started as a wide-open net for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives has suddenly turned into a nail-biter in overtime. Just a few months ago, under Justin Trudeau, the Liberals were cooked—Poilievre had a clear path to a majority. But since Mark Carney hopped the boards, he’s completely Zambonied the Conservative lead.

Throw in Donald Trump back in the White House, a fresh round of Canada–U.S. trade drama, a voter base angry about everything from housing prices to the price of bacon, and you’ve got a political showdown hotter than double-double on a dashboard.

Without further adieu, here is your not-so-sorry guide to the Canadian elections, there Bud:

🍁 What Are Canadians Mad About in 2025?

If you’ve chatted with a Canadian lately, chances are they’ve complained about at least a couple of the following:

• Affordability & Cost of Living (groceries priced like luxury goods)

• The Housing Crisis (unless you live in your parents' basement—rent-free)

• Tariffs & Trump (nothing brings Canada together like being mad at America)

• Climate vs. Pipelines (we want solar panels, but also cheap gas)

Team Captains: Who's Doing What

Mark Carney

Liberal Party of Canada

Mark Carney, former head of both the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England, skated in cooler than a Molson in a snowbank and gave the Liberal party a much-needed second wind. This guy helped steer Canada through the 2008 financial crisis under Stephen Harper, then took his talents to London to steady the Brits. If we’re being honest, if Carney weren’t running against him, Poilievre would probably want hire him to help manage Trump's trade war. 

Recent Form: The Market Says...Tail Mark's Moves

When Mark makes a move in the market, the world pays attention. Carney sold a bunch of American Bonds…and then Japan went full send tailing that bet, also selling off of American bonds. 

Media: Playing in the Sandbox

Carney doesn’t have the demeanour of a classically trained politician. He's definitely not above clapping back and lecturing the media — he's not mad, he's just disappointed.

Blunder: Remember the Name

Mark Carney was on his back foot after getting the Polytechnique school massacre survivor names wrong. He said sorry, but Jagmeet is still holding a grudge.

🥅 His Key Talking Points:

• Trump, Tariffs & Economic stability (translation: "I'm the grown-up here.")

• Affordability — Build houses, lots of them. Buy Canadian.

• The “Canada Strong Pass” — free museums, trains, and a dash of nostalgia

✅ Polling Well With:

• Seniors who like their politics like their porridge: warm and steady

• Atlantic Canada & Ontario (a.k.a. Liberal country)

• Women, especially after Poilievre’s “biological clock” comment

🚫 Not Exactly Clicking With:

• Young voters under 35, Millennials are flirting with Poilievre now, apparently?

• The Prairies — Carney is about as welcome as snow in May

  
  

Pierre Poilievre

Conservative Party of Canada

Pierre Poilievre started this campaign like he was on a power play: fired up, stick-tapping for change, and promising to “axe the tax” like it’s the third period and someone just raised the price of poutine.

He’s been a career politician, sure — but he’s been working on a full rebrand, a glow-up if you will. Gone are the thick glasses and tightly wound speeches. In their place: a sharp new haircut, a well-tested blazer-and-tee combo, and some serious main character energy — the kind that takes a slow bite out of an apple mid-press scrum.

The real question? Can he convince Canadians he’ll glow-up the country, too — or is this just a new look on the same old playbook?

Recent form: Barnburner Energy

Pierre’s been touring the country like he’s running for mayor of every Tim Hortons parking lot. Packed rallies and a deep love for sharp one-liners. He’s leaned hard into the populist playbook — anti-tax, pro-housing, and just mad enough to go viral.

Media: How Do You Like Them Apples?

Poilievre isn’t afraid of a hot mic — in fact, he’s probably filming you back while eating a snack. One thing is clear, he’s playing to the crowd, not the press gallery. Maybe an apple a day really does keep the press at bay?

Blunder: The Clock is Ticking

Pierre was sent to the penalty box after dropping the term woman’s “biological clock” while talking housing affordability. Jeez Pierre, grab her attention...not her biological clock..? — turns out how you say things really does matter. It was a five-minute major, and he’s still trying to kill the penalty while short-handed in the suburbs.

🥅 His Key Talking Points:

• Build homes, tear down red tape, and “bring it home”

• Cut taxes, open pipelines

• Push back against woke... everything? Empathy-Schmempathy

• Stand tough against Trump, then maybe make a deal over pancakes

  
  

✅ Polling Well With:

• Men aged 18–49, especially the “Podcast Bro” demographic

• The Prairies & Alberta, he's out there wearing cowboy hats

• Suburban/Rural voters tired of city slickers making the rules

  
  

🚫 Struggling With:

• Women, especially after clock-gate

• LGBTQ, turns out having a gay dad doesn't cancel out his voting record

• Quebec & Atlantic Canada, who are still sipping back strategic Liberal vote lattes

New PM, Who Dis?

This election may turn out to be tighter than a beaver dam in spring thaw. Will Carney keep the Liberal lead, or will Poilievre lay one last hit and flip the script like a hot pancake at a sugar shack?

The pollsters say it’s closer by the day. The bettors? They're betting like it's Game 7 in double overtime. This could end up being a maple-syrup-thick toss-up — and someone’s going to get goosed.

So who wears it best in the end — the polling nerds with their crosstabs, or the sharp bettors with ice in their veins?

Compare the latest betting odds with pollsters top pollsters.

Other Mentions

Jagmeet Singh

New Democratic Party

It’s fair to ask: how is Jagmeet Singh still the leader? Under his watch, NDP support has steadily eroded and it's looking like it's about to get a lot worse. The NDP is going to be the biggest victim of strategic voting this election—squeezed out by progressives choosing Liberals to block the Conservatives.

To his credit, Singh held the Liberals’ feet to the fire on key issues like pharmacare and dental care, extracting real wins during a minority Parliament. But it’s clear: The party needs more than Instagram reels and well-cut suits—it needs a serious rebuild. The era of Jack Layton-style popularity has gone out the window.

The NDP has to stop virtue signalling and start playing to win. If they want to recapture national relevance, they have to start making some changes— a refresh, like the Liberals pulled in 2015 with a young Justin Trudeau. 

It’s time for the NDP to drop the gloves and treat corporate greed like kitchen-table issues, not just slogans. Hopefully, the NDP will survive long enough for them to recruit Wab Kinew.

Yves-François Blanchet

Bloc Québécois

Blanchet came into 2025 hoping to build on the Bloc’s recent momentum. But now? He’s fighting to keep the status quo. The Bloc holds 33 seats and are projected to only keep 20 (as of April 15). 

And it’s not that Quebecers stopped being sovereigntists — they’re just holding their noses and voting Liberal to keep Conservatives out; also having found a new sense of Canadian pride in the face of Trump’s tariff tantrums and 51st state comments.

Strategic voting will be the Bloc’s kryptonite in this election. Blanchet’s play? That Quebecers will panic at the idea of a Liberal majority and boomerang back to the Bloc. But unless he pulls off a French debate miracle, his party may be headed for an NDP–style collapse.

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